There were jokes about 'The Karate Kid,' surfing, and bad breath. Like when the evil foot soldiers were surrounding him, Michaelangelo said, "Haven't you seen these guys on 'Wrestlemania'?" That was funny. Hammer says, "Go Hammer." If he got his own ideas, he'd be a better rapper. Like in this song, he says, "Go Ninja, go turtle, go," like M.C. See, Vanilla Ice gets his ideas from other singers. Hammer in a club where Vanilla Ice was singing. I loved the part where the Turtles danced like M.C. He plays a pizza boy who helps the Turtles destroy the Shredder with his cool karate moves. There's this great teenage actor named Ernie Reyes Jr., who was in "Red Sonja" when he was about 5, and who did karate as Donatello (in costume) in the first TMNT movie. He gets a German shepherd puppy named Rahzar and a baby snapping turtle named Toko and mutates them into huge, scary-looking warriors. In the new movie, Shredder kidnaps the guy who invented the ooze, Professor Jordan Perry (David Warner), so he can use it to destroy the Turtles. Then the heroes karate-kick them into kingdom come. During fights, the bad guys stand still long enough for the Turtles to crack jokes. The second movie does seem less violent it's even more stylized than the first. He doesn't try to kill the Turtles as much, but he sounds madder. But he's alive and he's madder than ever. See, you thought he was dead, that he couldn't survive after being smushed up in a trash compactor. The Shredder is back and his costume is much scarier. The first Ninja Turtles movie was great, terrific and cowabunga! When I heard they were going to make a new movie, I knew it couldn't be as good as the first one. Splinter's master was killed, no, murdered by Oroku Saki, also known as the Shredder. They were taught martial arts by Splinter, who learned ninjitsu by watching his human master. The four turtles grew up into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TNMT). Then all the animals started to grow each day they got bigger and bigger. A Japanese rat found the turtles and got ooze on himself. Four pet baby turtles fell into the ooze. That's why a kid should do the review.įour billion kids already know, but I'll explain.įifteen years ago, there was a truck carrying a canister of radioactive ooze, and the can fell into a sewer. Yes, but you didn't get it on the first try. That means you don't understand the Turtles. Sorry to say that, but you're a grown-up. So you think any adult - even your own mother, who sat through four showings of the first Ninja Turtles flick - is unqualified to review "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze?" ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze’ (PG) By Donna Britt and Hamani Britt-Gibson ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze’ (PG)
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